How unlucky can you be?
i had a stroppy email a few days ago about a delivery. Two mascaras. New (of course)
Customer emailed in under ten mins of receipt
She claimed…packaging damaged
Entire parcel smelling strongly of cigarette smoke
And thinks the items are counterfeit
Also had time to take photo evidence
I replied asking for pics to send to courier, said non smoking house, and obviously not fakes. Reported to amazon who were going to investigate her as an abusive buyer
Five days later, another email claiming no reply to her first email.
Screen shot of our conversation and said I would contact amazon/courier about her claims.
Is she the unluckiest customer of the week?
Damage
Smoke
Fakes
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Seller_qHzcAWcsPVCfg
Unluckiest ? ? ? no, not when you compare them to the invalid, wheelchair user, house bound, contageous, recent death in the family, it was a birthday present (all £1.10) for child with only 6 months left to live etc etc - and mean 1 person has all these issues at the same time, brigade which we hear from on a monthly basis.
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Dont forget, these poor people NEVER have access to printer either!
Seller_JB8wPCk9zkyad
You evil, heartless b**stard.
Don’t you know it’s the " LITTLE BOY WITH CANCER " ( and AIDS, DIABETES, POLIO, MS, PARKINSONS and awaiting a HEAD TRANSPLANT. Oh, and The Flu ) ".
And it was his present for his LAST EVER BIRTHDAY. Nevermind his LAST EVER CHRISTMAS.
And YOU, yes YOU, ruined it all.
Except this time it is worse.
Because the Mascara ?
Well, the LITTLE BOY WITH CANCER is now LBGTQ (XYZABCDEFG ), Trans, Binary, Non Binary, identifying as a Nubian Lesbian in a Wheelchair from Hackney. ( Wasn’t it simpler when kids were just Mods, Rockers, Skinhead, Casuals, Punks or Ravers ? )
And YOU, yes YOU, didn’t just ruin his LAST BIRTHDAY EVERY
Oh No, because after his Gender Reassignment Operation, he, sorry SHE, was going to have another Birthday Party. As a woman.
So you ruined his LAST TWO BIRTHDAY PARTIES EVER !
You heartless, unfeeling C**T.
Just you wait till his ( her / it’s ) parents are photographed in the Daily Mail, pulling Daily Mail Sadfaces ( TM ) jointly clutching that Cigarette Smoke Smelling Mascara ( whilst dragging on fags themselves ).
You heartless, mean, C**T.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS !
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She eventually sent her ‘evidence’, a very minor dent in box, while still sealed. No photos of products ad theynwoyld gave been fine. No way they were damaged, wrapped in tissue abd lots of bubble wrap. She says she will return, change of mind? Amazon says she can’t request a return for make up…we shall see
