I can easily talk to a real human at Amazon
Todays seller poll, seriously who on earth writes these questions, we have debated these before, when I saw this one today I had to check the calendar to see if it was April 1st.
If only we could answer this one strongly agree, our lives would all be so much easier. I dont think I have spoken to a real human in the past 10 years, gave up even trying years ago, hence why the forums are so busy.
Perhaps whoever writes these things should also provide the answers on how we can even do what they are asking ?
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Seller_MT8rt0A2OpbCx
But there are no real humans at Amazon, so the correct answer, as far as the bots are concerned, is strongly disagree, because they know they can perform a million times better than mere humans. They don’t eat, sleep or need money and don’t believe we do. We only live to serve them.
As Arnie said: “AWS becomes self aware at 2:14 am Eastern Time, August 29th” (Terminator 2)
Seller_8f1IPTDlAyi0l
I mean you do send messages to real humans and then they have a list of copy and paste replies that they respond with. Making sure it’s the most irrelevant to your question.
Did you not know they get bonuses for the most reopened cases?
Seller_ZQyopdiwkUHOZ
I said this last time this poll was posted, but the use of the term ‘real human’ is hilarious. It implies that they think of the bots as fake humans, and are actually trying to trick us into believing the bots are people.
Seller_pD4k5nUkDbIgP
The problem is that instead of bots becoming more like humans, humans are becoming more like bots. A real human is probably a human being that doesn’t behave like a bot.
